Wednesday, June 22, 2005

McDonald's Of Baghdad

At a ground breaking ceremony Friday, Secretaries of Defense and State Donald Rumsfeld and Condoleezza Rice, along with a Ronald McDonald clown, turned over the first three shovels of dirt for what is to be the first McDonald's in Baghdad. Secretary Rumsfeld proclaimed: "It's our new program, McGuns & McButter."

The Golden Arches were the winning bidder over competing chains Wendy's and Burger King. Secretary Rice stated that "Wendy's bid was quite aggressive, but in the end the chain couldn't adapt to the cultural changes necessary to make the venture viable." Sources close to the negotiation claim talks stalled because Little Wendy refused to don the traditional berka. Repeated calls to Wendy's have not been returned...

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1 comment:

Nate Mac said...

no country with a McDonalds has ever attacked the United States!